get to know me meme: [1/5] favorite male characters » Ron Swanson
"Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into Swansons."
So in the comics Hawkeye has 80% hearing loss.
The Black Widow is Russian.
Can you imagine when they’re on a mission and something goes wrong; the police are about to arrest them and they fall back on Plan H.
Black Widow, “So remember, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English”
"hairless cats are disgusting!"
"hairy women are disgusting!"
family dinners more like
remember when cosette said she was leaving to england and marius was like “what. what the. no. no you’re not.” and cosette was like “well!!! just come with us” and marius just “what is wrong with you. what are you talking about. i’ve been wearing the same pair of pants every day for two months. do you really expect me to be able to go to england.” and then he slammed his head against a tree and stood that way for two hours while cosette cried
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