(Source: tldrwikipedia)

khaleesiunchained:

monicalewinsky1996:

floatingpoop:

step 1: make girl laugh
step 2: make girl moan

fact: most men cant accomplish either
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silenthill:

*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*

see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

If Game of Thrones has taught me anything it’s Kings are fucking weak and don’t mess with a Queen

lustt-and-luxury:

*makes last minute adjustments to life goals*

(Source: yungcunt)

bweaveit:

Hugging tip #54: hug for just a bit too long and whisper ‘hail hydra’ into their ear

ihateallthepeople:

I bet you could count the amount of people who wish Joffrey didn’t die on Jaime’s right hand